I take notes all day and I need a place to jot them down. Simple enough? Welcome to my thoughts. And pay no mind to the conversation, it will be offensive sometimes and a tad bit creepy.
- My to-do list is never done.
- Stop playing it safe.
- Losing your parking ticket will be a tad more expensive.
- “I could move to New Mexico. And be a New Mexican.”
- Me: You might say Owen is the Ray Charles of flatbread making. Chris: Why, because it looks like a blind dude made em?
- Daniel: What up girl, you wanna make 2 dollars the hard way.
- Reason #5 that hot girl in the dining is crazy? She’s always alone.
- mid rare to medium doesn’t exist
- (A tall hot girl walks by)… Chris: Why not? Me: Because she is twice your size. Chris: So? Phil is twice my size. Me: ?…
- That well done burger? Yeah, it’s not gonna be done right away.
- Word of the week is Bone, Boning, Boned, – Can’t a guy just bone down and then fix some chili cheese dogs. It Sucked! While I was boning her down all I smelt was her mustache. I heard she boned you down?
- Insomnia and Alcohol