I see you walking by.

This sentence is a lie.

The below sentence is true.

The above sentence is a lie.

How the hell do you describe a color?

Sometimes when I’m high…

• I like to walk down long secluded roads with a backpack on and a sword in hand, just to pretend I’m one of the last survivors of a zombie apocalypse…

Uncle Jack is back.

• #9 – there’s folks say we humans
  are natural-born monsters
  an its up ta society ta try
  ta restrain us as best it can
  with law an religion an such

  an then there’s folks say we humans
  are natural-born angels
  an its up ta society ta try
  ta help us reach our potential
  an not foul us up too much

  it’s a hard subject alright
  but from what i have seen
  I kinda think the truth
  lies somewhere between.

Told you he was back.

I would rather be weird as fuck than boring as fuck.

This burger needs a name –

Read this link for info on naming… Click me bitches!

The burger has an 8oz free range beef patty. Slice of Cheddar Cheese. An orange slice. 3 pieces of bacon. 2 onion rings and more of my experimental dressing. It’s a creamy, spicy southwestern poppy-seed mustard. How can I shorten that?

Bong hit!

Night!

FIN!

Kotton!

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